Thursday, August 27, 2015

The 10 Most Powerful Superheroes Of All Time And Their Weaknesses


OK, I KNOW I am going to get arguments on this list.  We all have our opinions on this topic, some very STRONG opinions (no pun intended, OK well maybe it was intended).  I welcome any arguments you may have on this list:

Without further delay, here is The Comic Whisperer’s The 10 Most Powerful Superheroes Of All Time List:

10.)  Wolverine:  I agree, the argument could be made that this position could be occupied by someone else such as Silver Surfer or Green Lantern, but I disagree.  Wolverine has a couple of things that make him a powerful character.  First, he has no moral compass.  This is the man that could put his claw through Jean Grey, a woman he loved, and a person who can do what needs to be done.  Second, his skeleton is laced with Adamantium making him extremely tough to mangle.  Third, he has a healing ability that allows him to recover from injuries gained in a fight during the fight!  Last, and perhaps most important, is Wolverine’s berserker rages.  The time when Wolverine gets lost in his own blinding anger and becomes nearly unstoppable.  All of these things make him powerful.  Not Hulk or Superman powerful, but still someone I would not save until last when picking sides against a bad guy.  His weakness?  As Magneto so readily pointed out, his bones are laced with metal.  Anyone with the power over magnetism could make short work of him.  Next, he’s human underneath it all.  Mutant, but human.  Strip away the healing power and what do you have?  The Death of Wolverine comic series.


9.)  The Incredible Hulk:  It’s a simple idea; he’s super strong already and the madder he gets the stronger he gets.  What else can be said?  The flip side of that same coin is when he reverts back to Bruce Banner you have one of the most intelligent people in the Marvel Universe.  It’s quite the combination.  There are a couple of weaknesses to be noted, though.  The first is you can just kill him when he’s Bruce Banner.  The second is that he has to breath, so just hit him with a silent gas that knocks him out then kill Banner.  The third is to freeze him.  I can only assume his skin is impervious to heat.  But nothing is impervious to cold.  You can freeze anything (well, theoretically you can  burn anything too, but let’s set that fact aside for the time being).  Once frozen smash him into tiny Hulk pieces.


8.)  Flash:  I have said this before in a previous blog and I stand by it.  I put him above the Hulk because the Hulk can’t hit what he can’t see or catch.  Flash could run superfast circles around the Hulk creating a vacuum and suffocate him (he has to breath, right?  where have I heard that before??)  So, where do we begin?  He can think and act superfast.  He can phase through walls.  He can travel through time.  He can change the time stream.  He can even gather knowledge at an increased rate.  His weakness?  Tough to say.  Professor Zoom figured it out...kill the ones he loves or change the time stream so they didn’t even exist.  The only other idea I had was to have him vibrate into wall, then have someone with super speed continue to build onto that wall until Flash tires out and can’t vibrate anymore solidifying in the wall.  It’s outlandish I know, but so is a cosmic treadmill.


7.)  Superman:  Stronger than the Hulk?  Better than the Flash?  Yep.  As a matter of fact, for those of us who’ve been around for awhile, there was a giant sized comic where Superman battled the Hulk and won.  I don’t think it’s even a contest.  Arguably, he could also keep up with Flash.  Arguably.  But add incredible strength with the ability to do things extremely quick and you have Superman.  Let’s face it, he’s a super-powered Boy Scout.  He can fly, is super strong, has x-ray vision (barring his issues with lead), heat vision, etc., etc., etc.  His weaknesses, however, are numerous.  A red sun, kryptonite, a strong moral compass, and even his genetics.  If you watch the animated film All-Star Superman, you will see how Lex Luthor dispatches the Man of Steel via genetics.  The way I would show Superman’s main weakness?  I would have him married with Lois calling him for dinner.  I can guarantee even with super speed he won’t be quick enough to keep her happy.


6.)  Jean Grey:  Known as the most powerful telepath on the planet and the host of the Phoenix Force, Jean Grey is one tough cookie.  Not only is she a telepath (able to read other people’s minds) she is also telekinetic (which means she can move things with her mind).  If she was able to fully control all of the forces at her command her power would be limitless.  That leads to her weakness, her inability to fully control all the power at her disposal.  Let’s face it we can barely control what goes on in our daily schedules let alone being able to focus power to which there is no limits.  All that being said, I’d like her on my side if we ever formed a kickball team.


5.)  Doctor Strange:  This is almost like Jean Grey but with a Black Belt.  Yes, if you look at Doctor Strange’s history he does have extensive martial arts training.  So, in review, nearly unlimited power with the ability to defend himself without the power.  He’s virtually a God.  I think it’s fair to say that we have yet to see what the former Sorcerer Supreme’s true limits are.  His weakness is simply that he is still a human with human weaknesses.  He can be assassinated, come down with a deadly illness (which has been seen already in comics past) and, even though he is a skilled martial artist, he’s no Superman or Hulk.  Worse comes to worse he could close up shop and move to Vegas and earn some easy dough.


4.)  Nova:  Simply stated he can go anywhere in the universe, has a power set that can destroy planets, he can absorb any type of energy thrown at him, and has access to the most intelligent computer ever devised.  Hmmm, could you want anything more than that?  I can’t think of anything.  His main weakness is the one suffered by most superheroes he has a moral compass.  He is restricted by laws that allow villains to continue to get second chances.  Second is his helmet.  Remove the helmet, remove the power.  All that power contained in a hat.  Wow.


3.)  Thor:  Even the Avengers agree that he is probably the most powerful of them all.  I have heard him called a God and I have heard him called a Demi-God, either way that’s power beyond mere mortal understanding.  To have all that strength and invulnerability and then have lighting bow to your command (why is he the God of Thunder anyway?  thunder never hurt anyone.  shouldn’t he be the God of Lightning?) and, on top of all that, have that huge freakin’ hammer?  Yikes.  His weakness?  It depends on the time of the writing.  At one time he reverted back to human form in the way of Donald Blake and could have been killed that way.  He does, however, seem to be sensitive to the magics of his brother Loki which may mean he has a weakness to magic.  He may also be killable by his colleagues in Asgard.  Can a God kill a God?  I dunno.  I always wondered if he was the class clown when he was a Godling.  He could say, “I am Thor!” and when everyone turns to look at him he can say, “Well, It hurth.”  Get it?  He’s ‘sore’ then says, ‘well, it hurts’...but he pretends he has a lisp?  Never mind.


2.)  Martian Manhunter:  It actually hurts to write this one.  It is always stated in stories of the Justice League that he is a long standing member and probably the strongest, even stronger than Superman.  Further, in Injustice: Gods Among Us, he seems to be on the verge of snuffing out Wonder Woman when Superman came to her rescue.  But why is he so easily defeated in all the other stories?  Surround him with fire.  Burn him with fire.  Threaten him with fire.  Show him a picture of fire.  It seems like he is the easiest to dispose of.  So then why is he the highest on the list?  Because if the writers ever let it all hang out he would be unstoppable.  His weakness?  Can you guess?  Yes, strike a match and you win.  Even though he supposedly found out that it is only a mental thing, not a physical one, fire remains his biggest foe.  He would even have an advantage in the newer cars because they don’t come with cigarette lighters anymore.


1.)  Sentry:  Touted as the strongest hero in the universe and able to go head-to-head with the Hulk, and smile about it, the Sentry is the most powerful superhero in the Universe.  Let me clarify, I am talking about the more recent, long blond flowing hair Sentry.  Not the one from yesteryear in the blue and yellow costume with his hair all tucked in.  You know, the Sentry who TORE ARES IN HALF during Siege.  THAT Sentry.  No hero is more powerful or, as Norman Osborn easily showed, more manipulatable (is that a word?  spell check didn’t correct me so I’m going to assume it is) than the Sentry.  He, undoubtedly, would be my first pick when choosing sides in a Rugby game.  His weakness?  He is, as the creators put it, is an “over the hill guy, also an addict, who has an unnatural connection to his dog”.  Further, he was most recently a resident of the “Raft” for supposedly murdering his wife Linda Lee.  There is also his questionable bouts with The Void which may, or may not, be himself.  All that being said, Sentry is, without a doubt, THE most powerful being in the universe and voted “Most likely to fight himself to the death”.






I’ve loved comics since I was a child.  I loved them for the ability to stoke the imagination and to allow me to believe in the unbelievable, even if just for a moment.  Knowing the answer to who is the most powerful in the universe would be like knowing the answer to a magic trick.  Sure, you know how it’s done, but you don’t go to a magic show to figure out how it’s done.  You go to believe in the unbelievable.  To let go of reality for just a little while.  So, tell me who is the most powerful in your reality,  I’d like to visit there for awhile.




Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The Top 10 Supernatural Characters in all of Comicdom



Supernatural covers quite a bit of ground.  It includes the magical, the mystical, the possessed, spawns of hell, and any other creatures powered by or able to funnel the forces of the supernatural.  This, as stated, covers quite a bit of ground and my funneling it down may not agree with how you would funnel it down.  So, let’s agree to agree/disagree.

After taking much time to contemplate, and at considerable personal risk, here is The Comic Whisperer’s Top 10 Supernatural Characters in all of Comicdom.  The list is in no particular order.

10.)  HellBoy  Watched the movie, have many of the comics, and loved them all.  Sure, he’s not a wizard but he is, undoubtedly, surrounded by things considered supernatural.  He’s fought demons, he’s grown horns then cut them off, he lives with a man-fish-type-thingy, and he loves cats.  Let’s face it he’s magical, mystical and, arguably, a spawn of hell.


9.)  Doctor Strange  A former surgeon who loved no one more than himself turned Sorcerer Supreme (or former Sorcerer Supreme, depending on who is writing it and the time you read it) trying to love everyone more than himself, Doctor Strange is a popular character.  Trained by the Ancient One and holder of the Eye of Agamotto, Doctor Strange has been a member of the New Avengers, Defenders, Midnight sons and the Illuminati.  Accompanied by his trusty sidekick, Wong, there may be none more powerful.


8.)  The Phantom Stranger  Although various stories of his origin exist he seems to be a sinner who was caught and is paying for said sins.  It has been said that for each good deed he does he loses a link off of the necklace he wears (subject to change without notice).  His power set is never clearly defined but his goal appears to be fighting those things supernatural and occult.  Besides all of this he dresses spiffy sporting a lovely cape and matching hat.


7.)  Daimon Hellstrom  Would any list dealing with the supernatural be complete without the Son of Satan himself, Daimon Hellstrom?  Whether he is friend or foe depends on the comic you pick up and who the writer is.  He has been a member of several teams including the Defenders and Midnight Sons and was one-time candidate for Sorcerer Supreme.  No matter how you slice it the tattoo on his chest is awesome...on him.  I don’t know how you’d look in one.


6.)  Dr. Fate  While he abbreviates “Doctor”, Doctor Strange does not.  Clearly this is to create a dividing line between the two making them complete opposites. (suppressed grin)  Dr. Fate is one of a succession of sorcerers all having the common denominator of wearing the yellow helm.  Originating in More Fun Comics #55 he is the lingering spirit of Nabu the Wise who was released by a couple of archaeologists.   The most recent series of comics featuring Dr. Fate was in 2015 with the “Nabu-host” being an Egyptian-American med student named Khalid Nassour.


5.)  John Constantine  On a limited list of 10 characters, out of the dozens of supernatural characters available, John Constantine is an obvious choice.  John is the star of Vertigo’s longest running series, Hellblazer, and quite an adept sorcerer.  John has mentored Zatanna, smokes like a chimney with his hellfire lighter, and he will aid anyone with a sob story.  He has had his own series called Constantine and is a key member of Justice League Dark.


4.)  Brother Voodoo  Depending on who you ask Brother Voodoo, alias Jericho Drumm, is the current Sorcerer Supreme.  It’s a super long story but he is chosen by Doctor Strange to be his successor with the help of the Eye of Agamotto.  Brother Voodoo eventually battles Agamotto himself and appears to sacrifice himself in an effort to destroy him and the eye.  He is resurrected by Doctor Strange in the AXIS series and possesses the Scarlett Witch to “reinvert” reality.  On top of all that he has that really cool stick with which to funnel his juju.


3.)  Zatanna  Zatanna appears to be the total package.  Outside of being drawn very well she is also, arguably, the strongest character in the universe.  In her original skill set she had unlimited power.  All she had to do was say what she wanted backward and it would happen.  So “enoyreve llik” would mean 'kill everyone' and everyone would be dead. (not sure if that would include her or not)  As her powers shifted over the years she went from this all powerful spell caster to just controlling the elements and some various and sundry things in-between.  She has been a member of the Justice League and now works primarily with Justice League Dark.  I still say for someone this powerful she should know that fishnet stockings are not the best crimefighting attire.  She must take tips from Black Canary.


2.)  Loki  It’s hard to pin Loki down history-wise.  In mythology he has a long storied history, but in comics it seems to be singular.  He is the adopted son of Odin and the half-brother to Thor.  He is also a shapeshifter and the demi-god of trickery.  Dormmamu once said that Loki’s power almost rivals his own and the Silver Surfer said that Loki has the power to decimate a planet.  If you watch the Avengers movie he also makes a nice plaything for the Hulk.


1.)  Doctor Doom  Some may say that this position belongs to someone more obvious like the Scarlett Witch, Circe (Wonder Woman’s sister), Eclipso (maybe the most powerful magic user in the DC Universe), Malekith, etc. but this is my list so the spot goes to Dr. Doom.  He may not use magic too often but he is among the most powerful human sorcerers.  His mother, Cynthia Von Doom, was a witch whose sorcery was kept secret by her husband, Victor’s father, Werner.  Doom’s genius is well known and aside from being a formidable villain he has also been asked to lend his genius to Beast, from the X-Men, after Decimation, and he was also asked by Spider-man to help save his Aunt May.  He is also the “God” in the new Secret Wars series by Marvel.  Friend or foe, Doom is an awesome character who deserves the top spot on this list.


It’s unfair to reduce this to a Top 10 list.  Logic would say that you have characters you would pull from this list as well as characters you would add.  My son literally just walked by and said, “You could add more by separating them into heroes and villains.” and started rattling off characters.  Keep in mind that this isn’t an end-all-be-all list nor is it meant to be.  Feel free to concoct your own list and send it to me, I’d be glad to publish it.  Frankly, if you all agreed with me I would question your intelligence because I’m just not that bright.












Tuesday, August 25, 2015

10 International/Non-U.S. SuperTeams I Bet You Didn’t Know About

Justice League International set off a ripple into the comic community, but only with those who haven’t been around as long as us old time collectors.  There were actually numerous international teams other than Justice League International, 10 of which are listed here.  There are others but 10 is my limit.

So, for your viewing pleasure, here are The Comic Whisperer’s 10 International/Non-U.S. SuperTeams I Bet You Didn’t Know About.  These are in no particular order.

10.)  Alpha Flight  OK, you probably knew about this one.  I threw this in as a gimme’.  This team came well before Justice League United as the first Canadian SuperTeam.  In the 3 decades that they have been around they have had 4 series that were their own.  Many of you will know them as somewhat of an offshoot from the X-Men brand.  Considered more the Canadian Avengers, this group of mutants has had many changes, and deaths, over the years with one spinoff - Omega Flight which was short lived.


9.)  The Great Ten  Who?  Premiering in 2006, this was DC’s premier Chinese SuperTeam.  The thing that made this great was that it had 10 all-new characters that were based on Chinese Mythology.  They made appearances in Checkmate (one of my favorite titles...seriously) and had a 9 issue series all their own.  We can assume each one wasn’t based on a single character....do the math. The concept, though completely original and unique, was canned after a brief stint.  The most famous of all these was August General in Iron who made a cameo with Justice League International.


8.)  International Club of Heroes  Let’s add some confusion to the mix.  International Club of Heroes started as Batmen of All Nations in 1955 in Detective Comics #215 years later renaming itself International Club of Heroes.  Batman Incorporated helped to bring these characters into the New 52 but neglected to talk about it’s long lineage.  After Batman Incorporated ended, so did the memories of those heroes.



7.)  The Global Guardians  I do have these comics.  Making their first official appearance as The Global Guardians in DC Comics Presents #82, this team was somewhat of a spinoff from the Super Friends.  The team didn’t have a very long run as the United Nations shut them down when the Justice League International was formed in 1987.  They made another appearance as mindless drones of the Queen Bee at one point and then were murdered “off panel” in Justice League:  Cry for Justice in 2009.  They never made the New 52.



6.)  Justice League International  OK, OK, you’ve heard of this one too.  This, however, is one of the oddest teams in comicdom.  Made up of the B and C list superheroes, this international group has shed it’s A-Listers to the Justice League...um...National?  The regular Justice League.  Justice League U.S.  You know who I mean.  The New 52 title didn’t fair too well as it was cancelled after 12 issues and an Annual.  The only solace to this team?  One of my favorite characters, Mr. Miracle is on the team.  He too is not on the “popular” list.


5.)  People’s Defense Force  If you know this team give yourself a 5 gold stars.  The People’s Defense Force were the Chinese response to the Avengers.  They replaced the China Force.  They appeared in Mighty Avengers and were decimated by the Unspoken after their first appearance.  



4.)  Excalibur  Some of you may not have put this team on the list, but it is international.  It consisted of 2 Brits, 2 Americans and a German elf (gosh, who could that be?).  Many put this as an X-Men spinoff as some of the incarnations have had Dazzler and Juggernaut (who, for your information, is NOT a mutant).  Previously known as Captain Britain and the MI-13 this book was really just the lovechild of Alan Davis (who was from Britain) and Chris Claremont (who loves the U.K.).


3.)  The Winter Guard  One of my personal favorites, this Russian team has been defending the motherland since 1988.  This is from the creator Kurt Busiek (also the creator of a new passion of mine Astro City) and Sean Chen.  The team is actually some of Marvel’s soviet characters who have been made villains trying to sabotage the American Dream and everyone in it while being heroes in Russia.  It was a common theme back then as can be seen by the Winter Olympics where hockey took center stage with the Americans beating the invincible Russian team.  You can see that story in the movie Miracle.


2.)  Big Hero 6  It’s no coincidence that the Ben 10 co-creators created Big Hero 6.  They must have had something for numbers in the name.  Steven T. Seagle and Duncan Rouleau created this team during their time working on Alpha Flight.  It’s an intriguing backstory that involves Japanese authorities working with businesses to build a strong super team.  I particularly loved the character names such as GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon and Wasabi-No-Ginger.  If you find the name familiar it probably is...it’s the name of the Disney/Marvel movie of the same name.  Prior to the movie they had some mini-series which few paid attention to.


1.)  International Ultramarine Corps  Ummmm, who?  They lived in a Grant Morrison created burg of Superbia (not to be confused with the BOOM! series of a similar name).  It was above the ruins of Montevideo.  They were virtually invisible to the comic reading community appearing from a storyline during Morrison’s JLA run.  They went completely off the grid until Morrison brought them back during the JLA Classified run only to be smoked by mind-controlled gorillas.  I’m not sure what kind of super team can be crushed by mind-controlled gorillas.  Either they were some incredible simians or the International Ultramarine Corps were not drawing enough readership.  Either way don’t bother collecting comics with the IUC in it.  What does Ultramarine mean anyway?



And there you have it.  How many did you recognize?  Be honest.  I knew...ummm...all 10...yea...and I have every edition where each made their appearance...and....they’re all signed by the writers and artists....and they’re all mint...bagged and boarded.  Honestly, I knew 7 of them.  The others were a mystery.  If I didn’t have Google I would have never found pictures of some of these groups.

So, there seems to be a huge chasm in the International SuperTeam Community and a niche market for writers and artists trying to make an impression.

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Monday, August 24, 2015

10 Best Selling Comic Book Titles of the Past Century

I am often asked what the 10 best selling titles are of all time.  Here is a list of the top 10 and some information regarding each.  Enjoy!

10.)  Death of Wolverine  I was surprised by this, but apparently it’s true.  This is a comic by Marvel and was released in September of 2014 with unit sales of 274,000.  Although it seems like every character is dying and coming back to life the death of Wolverine, in particular, got some heavy duty sales.


9.)  All Star Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder  This is a comic by DC Comics that was released in July of 2005 with unit sales of 276,000.  The All Star line was undoubtedly an answer to the Marvel Ultimate line, but it didn’t do quite as well.  This is Batman’s highest selling appearance so far this century.  The combination of Frank Miller and Jim Lee were unbeatable at the time.


8.)  Uncanny Avengers  A spinoff of Avengers vs. X-Men, this combination of the Avengers and the X-Men in one team was quite a hit.  As a comic fan I can honestly say that I felt this was a long time coming and was bound to be big.  This was released by Marvel in October of 2012 with unit sales of 305,900.


7.)  Rocket Raccoon  This one comes as no surprise.  Fresh off the success of Guardians of the Galaxy there was no character more popular save for Groot.  This was released in July of 2014 by Marvel comics and had unit sales of 311,000.  If you have this one, and any possible variants, ya’ done good.


6.)  Captain America  Not just any Captain America, the Civil War Death of Captain America.  Though it’s no surprise that Cap died, since many of his colleagues had already done the same and come back, it symbolized the death of freedom and liberty.  In his place, the very capable, and newly reformed, Bucky Barnes.  This was released by Marvel in March of 2007 with unit sales of 317,700.  We will soon get to see this live in the upcoming Civil War movie.


5.)  Justice League of America  No surprise here, this was part of the New 52 and was the best selling comic of the entire event.  This particular issue has a cover with an American flag (shown) and a cover for every state with each having it’s state flag on the cover.  I’ve seen comic stores selling the entire set for $100.  This was released by DC in February of 2013 with unit sales of 326,000.


4.)  Civil War  I’ve seen this listed as one of the worst events in comic history and couldn’t disagree more.  This event was a long time building and was played out very well by the writers and artists.  This particular comic is where Spiderman unmasks starting a cavalcade of mixed emotions that follow him through subsequent comics.  Civil War was released from May 2006 to February 2007 by Marvel comics and this comic had unit sales of 341,900.  This was Marvel’s biggest event of the century....by far.


3.)  Walking Dead  Issue #100 is the only “non-DC/Marvel” comic to be on this list.  It is the smash event that took TV by storm and did extremely well in it’s comic adaptation.  If you follow the two storylines, though, you will see that the two differed markedly as soon as issue #2.  This was released by Image in July 2012 with unit sales of 384,800.  


2.)  The Amazing Spider-Man  Arguably Marvel’s version of Superman/Batman, Spider-Man has gone through many changes, clonings, and death’s of loved ones over the years.  It was all capped off in #700 by the “death” of Peter Parker himself.  This comic was the rejuvenation of the brand and the return of the original Peter Parker.   This comic was released by Marvel in April 2014 with unit sales of 559,200.  An astounding 170,000 units more than the #3 spot.


1.)  Star Wars  This is an interesting comic to be at this spot.  As you well know Marvel was in a state of near bankruptcy in the 70’s.  It was Star Wars that not only bailed them out but brought them back to near financial stability.  Marvel did this by licensing Star Wars early in the game and thereby helping the brand, and themselves, get a foothold in the marketplace.  Now, with Star Wars coming back to Marvel it’s no surprise that it did it again by being at the top spot.  Released by Marvel in July 2015 with unit sales of 985,976 it crushed the #2 spot by over 400,000 units and the #3 spot by 600,000 units.  It wasn’t even close.



For those keeping score at home this makes 7 titles for Marvel, 1 title for Image and 2 titles for DC.  My guess is that you could have called Marvel as the clear winner before you even started reading.

So what does this say about the future of comic sales?  Has the Trinity lost it’s appeal with DC?  Has Batman run it’s course after 75+ years?  Or are we seeing just another cyclical high by Marvel soon to be replaced by an equally impressive low?  My guess is that unless DC gets it’s act together it won’t be outselling Marvel anytime soon.  The New 52 didn’t perform like it was supposed to and Convergence confused people more than anything with no real changes coming from it.  It’s going to take more than yet another “reboot” to get DC back in the running.










Sunday, August 23, 2015

The Most Awkward Moments In Comic History


When I was growing up you didn’t have too many words that meant something dirty along with the original meaning.  Sure we had the words we snickered at such as the name “Dick”, but it seems that today you can twist just about any term into a dirty word.  I’m not criticizing, I’m just observing.  That being said, comics that were written many moons ago used terms that, today, seem a little dirtier than they were meant.  In other words, serious comic strips back then may be termed as humorous now.

So, this is The Comic Whisperer’s list of some of The Most Awkward Moments in Comic History.   These are actual panels from actual comic strips, nothing is doctored or photoshopped.

1.)  Expose Myself  These were two words that, I think, always had that filthy twist to them.  I was just as likely to laugh at James Bond saying he didn’t want to “expose himself” to his enemies as I am to laugh at it today.  That being said, I am not sure of any day or age where Robin exposing himself wouldn’t be funny.


2.)  Vibrator  I’m not sure what the weapon was exactly in this comic but I know what I pictured in my head.  I don’t think I need to add anything to this comic other than asking if this weapon took batteries or if it plugged into the wall.


3.)  Making Love To a Goat  This one is purely visual and it’s implications are what make it funny. It clearly wasn’t meant to have any dirty second meaning, but it’s very easy to assign one.


4.)  Mounting The Ant  Jimmy Olsen is arguably the king of the characters when it comes to being  morphed into something else.  If you look back through comic history you will see the many forms that Jimmy has taken.  Some are quite funny.  In this particular case he has been made very tiny and is asked to do something that seems quite normal, but our own twisted thoughts assign other meanings.


5.)  Donald and Daisy Duck  It’s hard to surf the net without finding a site that talks about little dirty, if not subliminal, messages and pictures embedded in Disney’s films.  Whether it’s the word “Sex” spelled out in the leaves in The Lion King or the supposed erection sported by the priest in the Little Mermaid, Disney has come under fire.  Personally I’m not sure if it’s just us seeing something dirty where it’s actually innocent, or if it is done intentionally by artists hoping to add a “signature” to their films.  Either way this one is clear, even to Daisy, that there is more than one meaning to what Donald is saying.


6.)  Cable TV There are child and teen superheroes more so today than in the past.  There was also a time when Cable TV was the only place where you would see racy story lines.  The two facts collide here with one of the most time tested child/teen heroes of all time, Robin.  As in life these teens need to grow up and there is no better comic than Teen Titans to show the transition from teen to adulthood.  It can be an agonizing process...


7.)  Selling More Comics  They say in movies and books that the best way to sell more is to include nudity, sex, violence and adult language.  Movies and books adopted this philosophy very quickly and the theory was right.  The more sex, violence, nudity and adult language the better.  Stories that were once exclusive to cable tv, or stashed behind the counter in a book store, became mainstream.  In time comics took up the trend.  She-Hulk was drafted to take help sell more comics...



8.)  Then and Now  This is a clear case of what the term meant then versus what the term implies now.  I really can’t add anything else to this one, it speaks for itself.



9.)  Spankings As a kid spankings were no joke.  I know that today there is a great deal of controversy around whether spankings are an acceptable form of punishment.  I can tell you, though, that when I was a kid they were acceptable.  Today spankings aren’t just associated with punishment anymore.  They’ve taken on a double meaning which I don’t really need to explain.  Here the meaning is pretty straightforward....






10)  Undergarments  Most DC fans find Batman to be a dark, brooding, serious character that has few humerous idiosyncrasies.   If he did have them one would not predict undergarments to be one of them.  Robin, though, appears to have discovered something...


This list has been a chance to poke fun at an industry that has been around through many wars, trends, presidents, fads, etc.  One of the things that has changed most over the years is our language , and the meaning of words, making it impossible for us not to be able to look back and have a laugh.  The display of these panels was not meant to offend anyone and I apologize sincerely if it has.  As a human race we have changed dramatically over the years and change can be good.  I suspect in 20 years we’ll be able to look back at the captions of today and marvel at how much we have changed.

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